Fairy Tale Madness: Snow White

[Sword-and-Pen]

Fairy Tale Madness: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Chapter 1 Scene 1

(The scene opens with a mirror with a person in it.)

Mirror
(All mystical) I am the mirror of the Queen, Watch how I glimmer and sheen, If you look into me and ask, I may tell you the future or past. (Bursts out laughing) Sorry folks I can’t keep a straight face and say all that mumbo-jumbo. You won’t get that kind of thing from me. I’m more of a modern mirror. I’ve had a few touch ups. You know, just to keep me looking young. So I have picked up a different way of speaking over the last few years.
Anyway, I have a story to tell you. It’s about a girl named Snow White. Clap if you have heard this story before?

(After the audience has time to clap, A fairy jumps out.)

Fairy
Now clap if you believe in fairies!!

(After the audience has time to clap.)

Mirror
Oh hey, what are you doing here little fairy? I don’t think there are any fairies in this story.

Fairy
No, I’m not in this story. I was on my way to Wonderland when I got lost. Now I have no idea where to go.

Mirror
Isn’t it the star on the right and straight on till morning?

Fairy
Yeah, but I forgot what star! (Mirror snickers) Hey! There are a lot of stars up there man! How am I supposed to remember which one is which!?

Mirror
You would think that Tinker Bell would remember which star it was.

Fairy
Good point. The only problem is, I’m not Tinker Bell.


Mirror
Really? But … you’re a fairy … from wonderland.

Fairy
There are other fairies in Wonderland besides Tink! She’s just the more popular one, because of the whole movie thing!

Mirror
Okay, okay. If you’re not Tinker Bell, then what is your name?

((I need a name for the fairy ... help please!!!))